I got the idea to open up and 'ask a staff member' area. If you want to ask one of us something (within reason, I leave it to the discretion of the one being asked to determine this).
Testicles.
That is all.
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Go to work, send your kids to school,
follow fashion, act normal,
walk on the pavement, watch TV,
save for your old age, obey the law,
repeat after me: 'I am free.'