Granted but their super genius mind powers make them psychic and they all blow you up with their telekenesis. :O

I wish that I had more common sense.

Granted,What I would grant that...FINE But it makes you look like a geek.

I WISH MY FUCKING PHONE WOULD WORK MOTHER*******************

Granted but then it turns into and iPhone and you accidentily press the 'kill switch' and die.

I wish that I could sing

(How in the name of god did you know it was an iphone)

Granted,but yuo can only sing in the highest key for the rest of your life

I wish i had someone to slit my wrist for me so it wouldn't be considered suicide

Granted but you are arrested for rape, date rape, grand theft auto, small and large theft, speeding, DUI, traffic violations of all kinds, under age drinking, possession of illegal drugs, use of illegal drugs, the selling of illegal drugs, and foraging your mother's name.

I think thats all, well heres my wish. *said to magical genie in the corner*

I wish I had better organizational skills.

Granted,but they only increase 0.1 times 10 to the power of-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

I wish Dragon would not come to this forum and post


Twist that mofos

Ok Darky, I shall take the challenge.

He doesn't come from the forums, only because you made some amazing program that kept him off of it.
He was trying to come because he was FINALLY kicked off of FG for incompetence, (of course after I am gone, he had nothing left to do)
So, having nowhere to go and cry/godmod, he decides to cut himself.
Ending in his death.
The police trace all of these events that have happened, get multiple warrents, go an a massive multi-man hunt, and eventually
Every damn person on this site gets arrested.
Its all your fault.
Now, being in the same prison (well the girls here get sent to somewhere nice and comfy:) ), we try to start Verbal forums with the Big Huge men there.
They make us their pretty little ladies.
Its all your fault.
We shank you.
Multiple times.
Too bad.
This all could have been avoided.....

I wish People didn't fall asleep while texting me.... without telling me...

granted but you do the same thing.

I wish that people would just be competent enough not to lower my general intelligence by just being around them.

granted, but instead of lowering your intelligence, they lower their own. Suddenly you are trapped in a world full of babbling idiots, and decide to jump off a cliff. Geronimo!

I wish that I wasn't sick...fucking virus or whatever the hell you are...

Abra Kadabra Alakazam! (and not the Poke'mayun way) You aren't sick. The only way to kill the virus was too freeze yourself. So you are no longer sick, but you are the New Walt Disney. And to top it all off, some faggot named UnderO@th decided to stick his tongue on a Starwars Junkiesicle. How awkward.

I wish my Grandfather wasn't the source of all my family's problems.

Uh...He isn't but you are?



I wish I could FIR MA LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You learn to fire yo lazah, but it gets removed from the "approved internet mem" list.
now you are just a freak.
How sad. :'(

I wish my dogs didn't bark at every person who walked through the front door. Stoopid puppies.
But they're mah puppies

Yea, granted your dogs won't bark anymore. I guess puppies are different from dogs, since they're still young. So, your puppies shall bark louder and much more fiercely, and perform physical action.


I wish no one posts after me.