Annnndddd REVIVE!!!!!! I bring you the ever popular corrupt a wish game. Since the one on funnygames was taken over by dumbass even I have stopped posting in it. Since we have competent people here on this site, this version of corrupt a wish should be interesting.

For those who don't know here are the rules:

You take the wish of the person above you and post the worst possible thing that could happen when that wish was granted. Then you post a wish, to have it corrupted by the next person. Heres an example:

poster1: I wish I had money
poster2: Granted, but you spend it on hookers blowing it all away and become poor again. I wish I had some soup.

Something like that. Also please try and not repeat wishes. Well I suppose I should start off. I'll give you guys an easy one:

I wish I had a new car.

Now let the relentless corruption begin!

granted

but it was stolen from a mob boss. they put a hit on your head.

i wish someone would post in my rp!

Granted but they SPAM -dun dun duuun-

I wish the sky was green!

granted

but

people wih fear of the color green go crazy and begin a murderous rampage.

i wish no more people would post wishes i couldnt find a way to grant without making it bad

Granted,But I get to annoy you


*Pokes*

I wish Dragon50 wont come here


TRY AND TWIST IT NOW

granted

but,

you never specified here. he join the site, but always avoids this thread.

i wish more people logged on right now.

Granted, but then...DRAGON50 JOINS! *GASP*


I wish I could meet Chuck Norris

Granted but he roundhouse kicks you to death.

I wish the garbage truck wasn't so LOUD

granted

but one day you forget to look both ways when you cross an alley, and it runs you over.

i wish i could just go on a murderous rampage with no consequences/

Granted, but then you run out of things to kill, and kill yourself


I wish I could use the Force! (nerdy, yes, but come on, how awesome would that be!)

Granted but you use it for evil

I wish I drove along a plastic dream with my heart beating fast like a tiny machine.

granted

but i have no idea what you wanted and i place you in a bag, and you suffocate

i wish that some posts make more sense

What is that from a song? lol.

Anyways back on topic,

Granted but your heart explodes.

I wish I had the motivation to clean my room.

Yeah
Granted,but you become obsessive compulsive


I wish I could sail on a perspex sea

(Hint, I already am, at least a little bit, and getting more so everyday lol)

Granted but you drown.

I wish my dog didn't chase laser pointers.