Has two right feet
Can footstand upside-down
Likes to come but can't get it up
Enjoys massive explosions
Paid $4 for a footlong
has gotten to the end of the rainbow, and wrestled the charms from the lucky demon
Watched helplessly as his laptop got the bluescreen of death
Is allergic to ('')
May be the choice of all bearcow, but the bane of all manpigs

Has two left feet
Can handstand on a needle
Likes to go but can't come
Hates the Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen
Has a 12" sub Solid Snake amirite?
Can summon the might Kracken
Has mastery of the txting
Likes pizza

Suffers from chronic penis loss.
Suffers from headaches.
Suffers from eye twitch.
Suffers from foot2face (rare disease)
Suffers from lack of teh pronz.
Has two (count 'em, TWO) pairs of jeans.

Lieks mega man and has a nephew xP

You must enjoy poetry, your signature suggests that.

Other than that I really dont know.