Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but the crystal moccasins shatter and destroy your feet. While the bionic pants keep on getting tighter and tighter. I need not go on from there.

I wish that people would post in the RPs.

Granted. But in the midst of the massive swarm of posts, your character gets raped by a bald eagle and then thrown off of Mount Rushmore without your consent.

I wish that my wishes were unable to be corrupted.

Granted, but it throws out the balance of the universe causing it to implode.

I wish people knew when to use their brights while driving at night.

Granted but it blinds you.


I wish I could put satans evil in a nylon gown.

Granted but you fall in love with it.

I wish that people were smart.

Granted,but you become dumb

I wish I was obsolete.

Granted, but then you fall into the hands of a recycler and you are used again and again and again and...


I wish people didn't judge others based soley on appearance

Granted but they find out that some are incompetent assholes.

I wish that I could take my turtle with me to college.

(isn't that the point? lol)

Granted but in a drunken frat party he is stolen and eaten (GASP!)

I wish my dog would shut up =P

Granted,but its dead.

I wish I could fucken sleep.(ITS 05:30)

Granted. But you overdose on your magic sleeping pills and die.

I wish for a clone of Halle Berry...for obvious reasons.

Granted, but the clone has an "Abbie Normal" brain and decides to eat you...

I wish baseball season would start...

Granted,But no one cares


I wish The moon was Jupiter,

Granted, but the planets are thrown out of line and we are all slowly dragged into the sun...because of you...you bastard lol

I wish I had a bag of cheetohs!

Granted, but Chester the Cheto Cheata breaks into your house brutally murdering you and your family to get the bag.

I wish summer break isn't going to end in a week and a half.

(you bastard! I start school on tuesday!)

Granted instead it ends in a day and a half,

I wish I wasn't so bored

Starwars Junkie wrote:

(you bastard! I start school on tuesday!)

Granted instead it ends in a day and a half,

I wish I wasn't so bored

Well technically I started July 7 with an online class to keep my scholarship, but its best not to go any farther on that subject. Fucking Math

Anymchozits;

Granted, but you cannot hold focus on one thing at once and become ADHD. You where yourself out and die from over exertion.

I wish that there wasn't more stuff I still need to do before college.

Granted but you become bored

I wish Weal were not so hell bent on killing our selvs

granted

but instead of killing ourselves we kill each other. i guess.

i wish i could better understand wishes

Granted, but your brain cannot handle the large amount of information and explodes

I wish that people weren't so stupid.

Granted but their super genius mind powers make them psychic and they all blow you up with their telekenesis. :O

I wish that I had more common sense.

Granted,What I would grant that...FINE But it makes you look like a geek.

I WISH MY FUCKING PHONE WOULD WORK MOTHER*******************

Granted but then it turns into and iPhone and you accidentily press the 'kill switch' and die.

I wish that I could sing

(How in the name of god did you know it was an iphone)

Granted,but yuo can only sing in the highest key for the rest of your life

I wish i had someone to slit my wrist for me so it wouldn't be considered suicide