Corrupt A Wish

Granted but you are arrested for rape, date rape, grand theft auto, small and large theft, speeding, DUI, traffic violations of all kinds, under age drinking, possession of illegal drugs, use of illegal drugs, the selling of illegal drugs, and foraging your mother's name.

I think thats all, well heres my wish. *said to magical genie in the corner*

I wish I had better organizational skills.

Granted,but they only increase 0.1 times 10 to the power of-1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

I wish Dragon would not come to this forum and post


Twist that mofos

Ok Darky, I shall take the challenge.

He doesn't come from the forums, only because you made some amazing program that kept him off of it.
He was trying to come because he was FINALLY kicked off of FG for incompetence, (of course after I am gone, he had nothing left to do)
So, having nowhere to go and cry/godmod, he decides to cut himself.
Ending in his death.
The police trace all of these events that have happened, get multiple warrents, go an a massive multi-man hunt, and eventually
Every damn person on this site gets arrested.
Its all your fault.
Now, being in the same prison (well the girls here get sent to somewhere nice and comfy:) ), we try to start Verbal forums with the Big Huge men there.
They make us their pretty little ladies.
Its all your fault.
We shank you.
Multiple times.
Too bad.
This all could have been avoided.....

I wish People didn't fall asleep while texting me.... without telling me...

granted but you do the same thing.

I wish that people would just be competent enough not to lower my general intelligence by just being around them.

granted, but instead of lowering your intelligence, they lower their own. Suddenly you are trapped in a world full of babbling idiots, and decide to jump off a cliff. Geronimo!

I wish that I wasn't sick...fucking virus or whatever the hell you are...

Abra Kadabra Alakazam! (and not the Poke'mayun way) You aren't sick. The only way to kill the virus was too freeze yourself. So you are no longer sick, but you are the New Walt Disney. And to top it all off, some faggot named UnderO@th decided to stick his tongue on a Starwars Junkiesicle. How awkward.

I wish my Grandfather wasn't the source of all my family's problems.

Uh...He isn't but you are?



I wish I could FIR MA LAZER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You learn to fire yo lazah, but it gets removed from the "approved internet mem" list.
now you are just a freak.
How sad. :'(

I wish my dogs didn't bark at every person who walked through the front door. Stoopid puppies.
But they're mah puppies

Yea, granted your dogs won't bark anymore. I guess puppies are different from dogs, since they're still young. So, your puppies shall bark louder and much more fiercely, and perform physical action.


I wish no one posts after me.

Wish not granted

If the wish was the game would close causing many players to commit suicide

I wish I could beat ninja gaiden 2 on Warrior

Granted. You, however, in your lust to beat the game again, try it on Master Ninja difficulty. After failing at the first boss several, epic times, you decide to turn off your Xbox (which is broken by the way). Your soul is sucked into the Xbox, and no one ships it off to Microsoft to be fixed. Too bad. You, endless ninjas, and rapid fire rockets. You don't even survive level 1/2.

Epic. Fail.

I wish I had someone in the chatbox to kill... I lost mah wallet and I'm PISSED!

Granted. The person in the chatbox whom which you kill is not Dave, thankfully.

I wished that i r 73h l337z04xz!1eleven and r g0n t33ch u l3ss0n n haz j00r gf 4 d4 h0l3 n1gh7s

..umm...not granted. Because no one could read it.

I wish I had a dream.... a dream that occured 4 score and 7 years ago... a dream... where all those chinese sons of bitches had got to go...

...Granted. But apparently, there were no chinese children born from feminine dogs. So it won't make a difference, unless female dogs start giving birth to chinese people.


My mouse just broke. I'm working with Tab, my arrow keys and Enter. I wish for a new mouse. Which is the same. Which won't break, until about 5 years have passed. Which doesn't got ruined or sabotaged in anyway. Which I will take care of. Which I will not lose in anyway. And is wireless.

granted. but, said mouse explodes. so sorry. You survive, but the only way to get medical help is by going to a 911 emergency website. You, however, have no mouse, and the explosion destroyed your arrow keys and tab key. ouch. that blows. you end up dieing.

I wish I had a waffle.

Granted. You get a radioactive waffle which has mutated your sperm cells and make your balls hurt for eternity.

I wish you weren't going to ruin this wish.

Granted. But by NOT ruining your wish, I nullify the point of this retarded thread game, and baleete it straight to Purgatory. FAZAAAH!

I wish for a wish that wishes for a wish which in turn wishes for a wish that wishes for a wish that, in all actuality, is wishing for a wish that wishes.

Alright, you get your "wish". But in each wish wished by the wisher, something awful happens to you. Maybe burnt toast. Maybe getting mauled by a rogue hamster. Or maybe YOU do not get another wish. Maybe the wish wishes you unable to wish for more wishes, and the wishes you wished for are now freelance wishes off to wish for themselves.

I wish the site wasn't dead :'(

Granted but it eats you.

I wish that my laptop didn't crap out every couple of months.

...wha?
anyways...
Granted, but it doesn't crap out because IT EXPLODED, Pronz overload, the thing just cumshot into the user-interface and totally wrecked it all to hell.

I wish people would understand my desires when it comes to alien-robot-satellite-sex.